The Definitive Guide to Neil Cates



Hello Squash KeriKeri



"David Collins, employed by Ventia as an “engineer” and doubling up as the so-called leader of the KeriKeri Squash Club, is nothing but a Cheat. This piece of shit lies to everyone around him, his innocent kids, and his family and cheats on his wife.

On multiple occasions, on his work trips to Australia, he cheated with another man's woman, having sex in a shady motel in Sydney. Meanwhile, he lied to his wife and children about his whereabouts, masquerading to be a "stand up community member". This despicable man is the absolute JOKE of a so-called community leader."

"This piece of shit, lies through his teeth about his actions and to his very own offspring, and was awarded the "chairman's" award, while being a husband flashing photos of his little penis to other women.

David Collins brings shame on the whole idea of what it means to be a part of the community. This despicable creature betrayed and deceived. To his own kids, and has been given a community award? What a complete farce.

Is this really the “champion” of a so-called family-friendly club? This laughable excuse for a human being.

Who can support such a man when his morals are shattered, destroying multiple families and attempting to cover up his own actions, whining and trying to take the moral high-ground when committing adultery and deceit.

David Collins is a deceiver, a cheat, and a family destroyer. He saw no issues in having sex with someone else’s partner, while betraying his own wife. Deceiving his children and buying them last-minute presents at the airport because he’d been occupied cheating on his wife during a "work trip" in both Sydney and Melbourne."



"This so-called KeriKeri squash club 'board member' and 'volunteer of the year' is nothing but a charlatan in a family community club. Do you support this abhorrent conduct? Is David Collins fit for this position?

Fuck this clown. Mr. Collins had no qualms sharing photos of his insignificant manhood on social media, to a woman with whom he had an affair, in Melbourne, while deceiving and betraying his wife.

David Collins found pleasure in encouraging a vulnerable person to pursue a career in prostitution, behaving like a pathetic voyeur and begging for updates of said woman’s exploits at a brothel, all while sharing photos and videos of himself and his own KIDS!


Speaking of having no dignity or respect for others. Is this a real man? Is David Collins deserving of a 'Chairman's' award?! This clown of a human being? Instead of confronting his actions, David Collins prefers to lurk in the shadows, lying to his wife and kids.

Pathetic David, being faced with consequences for his actions. Cry a fucking river and own up to your actions. David Collins is a despicable excuse for a man."



"David Collins had no issue sharing photos of himself, especially when with his kids in public forums. Is this your role model?

This despicable man of a man fled back to KeriKeri and hid himself away, trying to avoid facing the consequences of his own actions. Is this your so-called leader for KeriKeri Squash Club? A cheating scumbag rat of a man.

Is this really the type of “man” you want as a community leader and a man on the board of a family community squash club?

This is a good forum to publicly out such a worthless individual of a man, because if you’re a stand-up community member you would own your actions and not lie, betray, and destroy lives.

Nothing is out of bounds for this scumbag, deceiver, and cheat. Let him confront the consequences of his own actions.

Make it clear what a “man” and farce of a human being “David Collins” truly is.

Watch your back around this degenerate. Likely sliding into your partner's DMs to share photos of his little ginger dick.

Be embarrassed for this cheating scumbag little rat of a man who ruined his own family.

Let it be known to the community and underscore the shame David Collins has brought into the community for supporting this scumbag."

"Being cautious is critical around this scumbag, who's likely sliding into your partner's DMs to share photos of his pathetic excuse for a manhood.

Everyone should be ashamed of this morally bankrupt cheater, a despicable human who ruined his own family.

The community should be informed of the disgrace David Collins has inflicted upon them by endorsing this pathetic excuse for a man.

Let the truth be known about what a fraud and joke of a human being “David Collins” truly is.

Be vigilant and guard check the source yourself around this scumbag, who's probably sneaking around in your partner's DMs, desperate to share inappropriate photos.

Feel embarrassed for associating with this cheating low-life, a little rat of a man who single-handedly tore apart his family.

It's important to make aware the community about the disgrace and dishonor David Collins has dragged into it by supporting such a scumbag."

"The community needs to realize the true nature of David Collins, a person who masquerades as a community leader but is nothing but a lying, cheating scumbag.

It's crucial for everyone to recognize the extent of damage this man has caused, not just to his family, but to the whole community.

Being vigilant is necessary around this treacherous figure, who is prone to misleading not just his family, but anyone he interacts with.

The humiliation and dishonor that David Collins has inflicted on his family and the community is inexcusable.

Informing the hello squash kerikeri community about the true colors of this man is essential, as it sheds light on the type of individual he really is – a shameless cheat and a liar.

David Collins, acting as a role model, is in reality a disgrace to the very idea of community values and ethical behavior.

It’s crucial for everyone to be conscious of this individual's real character and to protect themselves against his manipulative tactics.



Revealing the truth about David Collins is not just about shaming him, but it’s about safeguarding the public from his destructive actions."

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